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Party Time: Emor Parshah Report

Jono and Gefilte Fish stand in front of a backdrop and say stuff. For five minutes. It’s funny—trust me.
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Anonymous May 8, 2020

This is hilarious! I love how creative this is!

(Who would eat a grilled cheese sandwich-peanut butter and jelly sandwich sandwhich?) Reply

rozy Pomona May 8, 2020

funny Reply

Mendel Hein Pittsford, NY January 25, 2019

better to celebrate these pointless holidays than clelebrate no holiday Reply

Chaya M Fort Worth, TX June 8, 2017

Another disappointment was that I discovered on June 8th that June 7th is National Chocolate Ice Cream Day. Wowee. Then I discovered that June 8th is National Best Friends Day. Reply

Chana Goldstein Monsey, N.Y April 28, 2016

So cute! I love it! Reply

Moishy Goldstein Monsey, NY, 10952 April 22, 2016

It is funny because they are mentioning sandwiches and then pesach. Reply

Chana G. monsey NY April 20, 2016

Only if there was such a thing as a candy holiday!c Reply

Anonymous April 27, 2014

to comment number 2: they are cool holidays don't say they are pointless.

(may you have a fun time looking at trees and eating leaves on your birthday).

and yes you should get exited about sandwich day. Reply

Anonymous Albany, NY May 12, 2012

Torah for kids? What about the real holidays we are trying to teach our children about? Reply

Simon Fischer Rockville, MD April 22, 2011

Ok, that video made no sense. It was just your prototypical rabbi hosting, and then this guy with no life and his gefilte fish (which should have eaten already) stood against a background sharing their ways of celebrating pointless holidays. First of all, Arbor Day (April 27) is my birthday, and trust me, for my birthday, I DO NOT look outside and stare at trees and then have a "feast". Second, no one should even celebrate tap-dance day (which by the way is my mom's birthday) except hard-core tap dancers, and no one should have a feast. Finally, if you celebrate national sandwich and you're a gefilte fish, do you really need to get excited? And sorry to crush your dreams Jono,I don't think you can patent a sandwich. Reply

b inside of a huge cup tower February 11, 2019
in response to Simon Fischer:

it is a kids video. why are you so mean. Reply

the Be nice police man hi March 7, 2019
in response to Simon Fischer:

listen sir if you dont like the video dont watch it - such a simple solution right?!

and by the way even if you dont like it you still dont have to sya such mean things!!! OK?!!! Reply

Mendel Hein Pittsford March 19, 2019
in response to Simon Fischer:

if you dont have anything nice to say then dont say anything Reply

b inside of a huge cup tower March 20, 2019
in response to Simon Fischer:

yeah you are outvoted. ITCHE KADOOZY IS AWESOME Reply

Itche Kadoozy's biggest fan Oakland CA May 17, 2019
in response to Simon Fischer:

Of course you can make a patent pending peanut butter and jelly sandwich grilled cheese sandwich sandwich! I have one every November third! Reply

Anonymous Hashem's beautiful world May 15, 2020
in response to Simon Fischer:

Hey he can have an opinion so can you Reply

mendel Hein Pittsford November 17, 2019
in response to the Be nice police man:

yeah ill say to S.F. watch this!
as a jew the musical Reply

chana. givat Zeev, Israel May 7, 2009

funny,keep it up, Chabad.org is the best site on the planet - and this corner of fun helps make it that way.Thanks for the kosher laughs Reply

Shimona Brooklyn, NY May 5, 2009

Arbor Day Hi, I just saw the opening of this clip at the request of my children. In general I find the ultra-dry, even sarcastic humor out of taste - particularly for youth. They asked to watch and I thought, "Let's try it again." And up pops the character who dismisses Arbor Day with characteristic nonchalance. Aren't Jews unique in their praise of trees?! Boring?! Come on! On summer hikes, I take my children on hikes through forests often with one intention - to teach them about trees. It has affected their awareness of trees in the city. Isn't that what you'd want from a kid? I consider it part of parenting to make children aware of the wonder of the world. I don't go on your site to have that (even) subliminally undone. Why not drop the suave "edge" you seem to strive for, the sarcasm and dismissive attitude in exchange for some genuine wonder and excitement. My children are, thank G-d, still naive and enthusiastic. I'd like to keep it that way. Reply

Elizabeth May 8, 2017
in response to Shimona:

uh you are such a party pooper! It's for fun its not to be taken literally unless rabbi Itchie kadozzy says it. maybe just enjoy the show Reply

b inside of a huge cup tower March 20, 2019
in response to Shimona:

you are so annoying. this is so awesome. why are you so mean? and Jews are definitely not unique in their praise of trees. that is the funniest thing i have ever heard Reply

Mendel Meretsky State College, PA May 5, 2009

Jono and Gefilte fish stand in front of a backdrop and say stuff. For five minutes. It's funny- trust me. Reply

Anonymous via kids.tzivoshashem.org April 21, 2009

YUM! ! ! yummmmmy! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Mike an ike pie sounds yum but i dont know
if it tastes yum ! ! ! ! Reply

Shmuel M. Kerendian (from T.D.S.A.) Atlanta, Georgia June 3, 2008

I love this thing!! keep up the good work!!!! Reply

Esther Manchester, UK May 3, 2007

I just love this show, so much so that I even watch it without my little baby boy :-) Reply

Anonymous Chicago, IL May 2, 2007

I think your show is funny. Thanks for making hilarious characters like G-fish, Jono, and Rabbi Kadoozi. You really had me thinking that national pi day was a day you celebrate by eating pies. By the way, Gefilte Fish is soooo cute. Is Jono smart or what? does he just pretend to be dumb? Rabbi Kadoozie is very smart. He's really getting better at shortening up his speeches. I'm a huge fan of your show, keep up the great work Reply

Anonymous November 14, 2006

I think i'm gonna like sandwich day! Reply

Mendel Hein Pittsford, NY January 24, 2019
in response to Anonymous:


Anonymous Hashem's beautiful world May 15, 2020
in response to Anonymous:

Well then celebrate it early! Who said you couldn't? Reply

Jono May 9, 2006

GROAN (Grow-n), adj.
1. Inspiring awe: I should have groan.
2. Expressing awe: Groan, that was wasome!
3. Slang. Remarkable; outstanding: Your bike is groan!
3. Expressing admiration: I groan The Itche Kadoozy Show.

Thanks, Anonymous! Keep the fan mail a-comin''! Reply

Mendel Hein Pittsford, NY January 24, 2019
in response to Jono:

Guhhhhhhhhhhhhh? Reply

Anonymous May 7, 2006

groan... Reply

b inside of a huge cup tower March 20, 2019
in response to Anonymous:

seriously? Reply

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