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We’ve Got a Grape Show!: Shelach Parshah Report

When Moses sent spies to scout the land of Israel, they saw giant grapes, got scared, and ran away. In this edition of the Week in Rejew, Jono interviews one of them (one of the giant grapes, that is).
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Mr. Mayor Top secret July 26, 2021

I'm Mr. Mayor, chief undercover investigator of a small organization known as National Organization for the Protection of Grapes, also known as NOPG. Recently it has been brought to our attention that Itche Kadoozy recently sent a request form asking for a short interview with one of our most endangered produce, giant grapes. Due to somethings about recently flooded basements, we were very hesitant to allow this. However, in the end it was allowed, and I, the chief undercover investigator was hired to observe the entire meeting to make sure that the grape was treated well. It was also brought to NOPG's attention that according to the Torah, spies have a record of being afraid of giant grapes. I was to put to many tests to make sure that I was not one of these cases. After observing the meeting, I am proud to announce that the meeting was completely in code with NOPG's guidelines and that we will be happy to serve them again in the future.
Signed,
Mr. Mayor. Reply

XD July 26, 2021

I know you wont want to hear this, but this was not funny. How could those jokes actually be funny unless you're crazy!? Not funny. Hilarious! Great job! Love it! Reply

Tzvi July 16, 2021

When Jono imitated the spy's saying oh no giant grapes he sounded like gfish Reply

Mommy July 26, 2021
in response to Tzvi:

i think jono and gfish are both acted by jonothan gorvitch Reply

avrohom usa June 16, 2020

awsome
do you think jono understood the grrapes language :) Reply

Tzvi July 16, 2021
in response to avrohom:

Yeah I guess he is a grape wissperer 😅 Reply

Anonymous Hashem's beautiful world May 22, 2020

Okay, this is hilarious. Who would have thought to interview a grape? Reply

Funny Earth June 7, 2018

Add a comment...Such good humour Reply

Anonymous February 7, 2016

Why isn't the grape answering? Reply

Dvorah Lakeville, PA May 31, 2013

The silent grape is a wonderful way to teach children that their fears and concerns are in their own minds. The grape is a grape. It does what a grape does, what HaShem intended it to do. It is for us to remember that we are here to do what HaShem intends for us, to fulfill our purpose and leave the rest up to HaShem. The rabbi in the sky, who can see with the perspective of distance, gives the teaching in simple terms. Bravo to all who made this great little video! Reply

shimon not saying July 23, 2021
in response to Dvorah:

WOW!!! thats deep man. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely deep. Reply

Andrei Mannheim, Germany July 26, 2021
in response to shimon:

Ya dude! But grapes are grapes, and grapes make wine. Wine is wine, and that makes dudes drunk. Drunk is drunk, and being drunk brings out secrets. Secrets are secrets, which are usually deep stuff.
I'm Andrei, for the week in rejew. Reply

chava hendon, britain December 3, 2011

the movie it is ever so funny Reply

Anonymous Roanoke, VA June 5, 2010

... ROFL!!!!!! Reply

shimon not saying July 23, 2021
in response to Anonymous:

ROFL????? what does that mean???? Reply

Dictionary Bookshelf July 26, 2021
in response to shimon:

Rolling On the Floor Laughing Reply

Grade 2-3 Ottawa ottawa, canada June 19, 2009

thank you Each week my students are rewarded for listening to the parsha so well.... and we sit together and watch your show thank yo very much for giving us this opportunity to just sit and relax and laugh lets not forge learning too...
Thank you from the Grade 2-3 Class in Ottawa Canada Reply

Anonymous Bogota, Colombia June 18, 2009

IT'S WONDERFUL THANKS FOR YOUR EXCELLENT HUMOR AND FIRSTLY YOUR DIDACTIC WAY TO EXPLAIN US THE SACRED TORAH....
G-D BLESS YOUR LIVES AND CONTINUE GIVING YOU IDEAS FOR THIS WONDERFUL AND FUNNY SHOWS. Reply

Anonymous June 18, 2009

AMAZING im 16 and i thought it was amazing!
havent had such a laugh in ages
nice work! Reply

shaina melbourne, vic March 26, 2009

funny this was helarious!!!!! Reply

Anonymous Tolleson, AZ October 10, 2006

Funny it's Funny Cuz Jono is talking To a giant grape!!! Reply

Betzalel August 27, 2006

When my brother saw this he decided to start talking to grapes!
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I am ****Amy Lexington, SC July 22, 2006

FUNNY Wy is Jono talking to a grape? When "he knows" that a grape cannot talk. I don't understand what or why he is talking to a grape instead of a Human with a grape mask on. But yall try to make yalls show funny, but I can get over it!!! Why were they scared of a giant grape? I wouldn't be scared cause I can eat it!!! I like this show and I am thankful IKS has it on air!!! So I shouldn't be complaining about it, but I have more comments to say!!! Thanks IKS for yall having to be on air!! I love IKS!! Reply

Mendy Labkovski July 7, 2006

we do not haer the grape speking!!! Reply

Mikee Holyoke, MA June 23, 2006

I love the Itche Kedoozelberg show!!!!! I wish it was longer!!!!!! Reply

Bassie and Dina Klein Chicago, IL June 21, 2006

Ridiculous I like when Jono was talking to the grape. I'm not even 5 yet but I know fruit can't talk or do anything.It was ridiculous for the Jewish people to be scared of giant fruit. We can be holy even when we're walking or packing stuff in a box or putting books in a box or dancing. Cleaning up is holy because I'm listening to my mother and father. Dancing is holy because I'm remembering HaShem gives me my body. (Dina's turn now. ) I'm 3. I like the helicopter. Was Jono scared? The grape was not talking. We love you. Reply

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