Levi was a hard-working counselor at a Jewish summer camp. One afternoon he was sitting at the flagpole seemingly doing nothing. Pesach, the learning director, while making his rounds during classes, observed Levi in this idle state, and asked, “Levi, why aren’t you doing anything?”

Levi, looking at his intruder as if Levi was, in fact, presently engaged in an activity, replied, “Pesach, I am doing something!”

“You cannot appreciate a day off school,
if you don’t go to school;
you cannot enjoy a day off work,
if you don’t go to work.”