After purchasing a ticket for a peaceful ocean cruise, the passenger hopped onto the boat to enjoy the ride. In the middle of the trip, he felt extremely thirsty. He resolved to casually drill a hole beneath his seat and drink from the water that would seep through the bottom of the boat.

“Hey, Sir! What do you think you are doing?” shouted the captain when he noticed the man’s drilling.

“I’m just making a small hole under my seat,” the passenger replied innocently.

“Don’t you know that you’re not allowed to do that?” the captain demanded.

“Why?” the man retorted. “It’s my seat – I paid for it! And besides, I’m not harming anyone else!”

“Leave everything a little bit better than how you found it.”

“Beware of small expenses; small leaks sink ships.”