Weekly Sermonette

A shadchan suggested a young lady to a fellow and absolutely raved about her. After their first date, the fellow calls up the matchmaker and gives him a piece of his mind. "How dare you introduce me to such a girl, didn't you know she limps?" Quite unflustered, the shadchan retorts, "But, what's the problem, it's only when she walks..."

Every rabbi has an airport story...