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The Parshah Report

A Weekly Newscast Highlighting the Week's Torah Portion

Rabbi Itche Kadoozy, Jono and the rest of the IKS cast explore messages from the weekly Torah readings in their signature humorous fashion...

2:50
Vayeira Parshah Report
Why is Gefilte Fish tied to a tree in Central Park? Find out in this exclusive news report for Parshat Vayeira!
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4:11
Chayei Sarah Parshah Report
Did Abraham and Sarah live on the Lower East Side down the street from Jono's favorite Pizza Stand? Find out in this exciting episode of the Parshah Report!
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4:48
Toldot Parshah Report
Is a bowl of lentil soup worth selling your birthright for? Find out in this really funny video some guys made!
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6:37
Vayeitzei Parshah Report
Jono tries to beat the world record for the longest time staying awake, and a talking sheep gives him medical advice. Find out why in this week's Parshah Report!
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3:03
Vayishlach Parshah Report
Jono learns some wrestling pointers from our forefather Jacob
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3:59
Vayeishev Parshah Report
What can we learn from dreams, and why shouldn’t we eat month-old food we find behind the fridge? Find out in this Oscar-worthy, three-minute long, Jewish puppet show.
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5:00
Mikeitz Parshah Report
Jono runs for Vice President of the United States. Hilarity Ensues.
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3:25
Vayigash Parshah Report
Gefilte Fish shows us a school of gefilte fish and comments on the importance of Jewish Schools.
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4:26
Vayechi Parshah Report
Itche and Jono trade places for a day. Hilarity ensues.
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4:21
Shemot Parshah Report
The Parshah report gets a new look, jono tries to enslave gefilte fish and Itche's lawyer shows up. Hilarity... whatever, you know what's coming
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4:24
Va’eira Parshah Report
Senior Weather/Catastrophe Correspondent Jono gives us a meteorological look at the ten plagues.
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4:28
Bo Parshah Report
There’s nothing funny about somebody stepping on a rake. So try not to laugh during this week’s exciting webisode.
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3:00
Beshalach Parshah Report
In honor of the miracles that G-d performed when taking the Jews out of Egypt, Jono and G-fish sing a song of praise, using the timeless Jewish folk tradition of Rap Music
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5:51
Yitro Parshah Report
The Parshah Report this week has been preempted by an infomercial. Get your credit card ready.
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4:34
Mishpatim Parshah Report
This week’s Itche Kadoozy show is about the civil laws presented in Parshat Mishpatim. Or at least it would be if it wasn’t interrupted by a commercial for Larry Goldstein’s Law Firm.
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4:08
Terumah Parshah Report
Rabbi Kadoozy reports on the portable Temple the Israelites used in the wilderness, and Jono tries to build one
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3:29
Tetzaveh Parshah Report
Find out why Jono is trying to get persecuted in this week’s Parshah Report.
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4:15
Ki Tisa Parshah Report
Gefilte Fish gives an in-depth analysis of the Golden Calf, explains the importance of not worshipping idols, and complains about the lack of Fresca in the IKS studio.
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3:54
Vayakhel-Pekudei Parshah Report
Jono reports live on location in front of a backdrop of Antarctica to demonstrate the need to take our Judaism with us everywhere. And Gefilte Fish wears a bow tie. Just watch the video...
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4:44
Tazria-Metzora Parshah Report
Ever heard the old saying, “Never let a monkey feed you grapes”? Well, neither did Jono. Join Jono and Gefilte Fish as they explore the fascinating topic of old-world diseases, and learn about being careful with what you say about other people along the way.
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4:58
Kedoshim Parshah Report
Gefilte fish, master of relaxation and the art of meditation, teaches us how to be Holy, breath deeply, and scream at our friends... Hey, are we missing something?
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5:13
Emor Parshah Report
Jono and Gefilte Fish stand in front of a backdrop and say stuff. For five minutes. It’s funny—trust me.
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5:01
Behar Parshah Report
Jono learns a lesson about being humble when he has to dress up in a very cute little mountain costume and sing an adorable little song. Oh, and no monologues this week.
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4:40
Bamidbar Parshah Report
Itche and Jono ride through the desert on goats. Why? Watch the video and find out . . .
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10:30
Naso Parshah Report
Jono decides to take on a vow of silence, and stop cutting his hair after over-hearing Itche teaching about special vows in the Torah. Hilarity Ensues.
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3:54
Behaalotecha Parshah Report
With the help of the all new Intellicompute parshah-cam, Jono gives us an edgy, fast paced review... er... rejew of this week's Torah portion
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3:19
Shelach Parshah Report
When Moses sent spies to scout the land of Israel, they saw giant grapes, got scared, and ran away. In this edition of the Week in Rejew, Jono interviews one of them (one of the giant grapes, that is).
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4:06
Week In Rejew: Korach
Jono writes, directs, stage manages, and performs two roles in a one-act play depicting a debate between Moses and Korach, a man who challenged the Leadership of Moses and Aaron
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2:54
The Week In Rejew
Jono makes jokes, get struck by lightning, and figures out how to mute G-fish. Watch, laugh, and maybe drink a soda?
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3:31
Week In Rejew: Pinchas
Pinchas gets promoted, a certain obnoxious muppet proposes a scratch-off version of the biblical lottery of the Land of Israel, Moses appoints a successor, and Jono sacrifices his shoe
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3:15
Week In Rejew: Matot-Massei
The Itche Kadoozy show celebrates its 42nd season on the air, and Jono shows us some vintage clips from the very first season of the IKS.
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8:01
Devarim Parshah Report
Jono and Rabbi Kadoozy perform a comedy routine at a comedy club.
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5:15
Va'etchanan Parshah Report
Larry Goldstein calls the Tefillin Customer Support line, G-fish answers, and, of course, hilarity ensues.
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4:59
Eikev Parshah Report
The Parshah report gets an exclusive interview with one of the original Jews who left Egypt and wandered through the desert
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6:02
Re'eh Parshah Report
Itche, Jono, and all of their friends act out different ways of giving charity.
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7:01
Shoftim Parshah Report
G-fish tries to cheat at board games by pretending to be a prophet (double gulp!)
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6:00
Ki Teitzei Parshah Report
When Roy takes a summer vacation, Itche and Jono are left without a set. A mysterious sign is their only company...
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6:20
Nitzavim-Vayelech Parshah Report
When Roy employs his friend Marvin to help strike the set of Parshah report in anticipation of the approaching last episode, Jono stages a sit-in. By sitting. In a box.
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4:03
Haazinu Parshah Report
Rabbi Kadoozy astounds the scientific community with this rare satellite footage of planet earth.
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8:24
V'Zot HaBerachah Parshah Report
The members of the Itche Kadoozy Show team cope with the end of the Parshah Report
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