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How to be Holy... Kind Of

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How to be Holy... Kind Of: Kedoshim Parshah Report

Gefilte fish, master of relaxation and the art of meditation, teaches us how to be Holy, breath deeply, and scream at our friends... Hey, are we missing something?
Acharei-Kedoshim, Kedoshim, Holiness

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Bored babysitting at 1am NJ July 4, 2024

Reminds me of two toddlers and their father Reply

Rochelle Israel May 6, 2024

Love it! Reply

Yedidia Aviyah Ghana May 5, 2024

Hahaha Toda rabbah. Reply

Miri Tepper new york November 19, 2023

yeah, gfish should of have said to xhale way earlyer! Reply

Yuuji Itadori Tokyo,Japan April 28, 2023

"Don't be surprised rabbi, I have a master's degree in holiness."
~G-fish. Reply

Naruto Uzumaki I forgot July 6, 2023
in response to Yuuji Itadori:

Lol, too funny!



Wait, ITADORI!?! 😳 Reply

jono Simi Valley, CA February 17, 2023

i want to see gefite fish riding a motorcycle. Reply

Em Brah December 19, 2022

omg I almost passed out no joke i tried this. Reply

Chaim meir September 2, 2021

I love this video Reply

Tzvi August 11, 2021

But g-fish doesn't meet his parents till the "quest". 🤥 Reply

Anonymous June 5, 2020

This is completely hilarious! Gefilte fish totally is okay by saying that you can't exhale, due to the fact that none of them have nostrils anyway, but just don't try it at home, kids. Leave it to the professionals. Reply

Ruth Albrecht Oakland April 12, 2019

so cool Reply

Chana Goldstein Monsey, N.Y April 28, 2016

Nice show :-) So cute! At first I tried to follow G-fish's instructions. Did not work. Trust me. Jono and G-fish fight like my siblings do. Exactly. Reply

Mendel Hein Pittsford March 19, 2019
in response to Chana Goldstein:

me too Reply

Clone Captain Rex Republic gunship June 25, 2021
in response to Mendel Hein:

Same here Reply

Day School Teacher Small Town, USA August 28, 2014

Kol hakavod Your shows are GREAT. I teach grades 3, 4 and 5 and my kids love watching your shows as a treat. (Please correct spelling on breathe.) Thanks Reply

Anonymous Pretoria South africa August 3, 2013

HOLY Nice Show make more Reply

Mendel Meretsky State College, PA April 29, 2009

can you do one for parshas achrai? thease Ikche kaddozy show our very grate!!!!! Reply

Mike L. Durham, NC April 11, 2007

Addicted to Itche Kadoozy Just when I thought watching puppet shows was over for my soon to be nine year old I found her begging to watch more Itche Kadoozy as I tried to get her to go to bed.

Any possibility that the Itche Kadoozy parshot can be made available for podcasting? This would be GREAT!

Our best to you from Durham, NC! Thanks so much...what a valuable program! Reply

Chaim Helman Brooklyn, New York March 28, 2007

nice show! Nice job on this show! I teach second graders and I show them these shows every week. They love them! Keep it up and yasher koach!
Thanx for everything you do, and thank you everyone on chabad.org for an amazing web site. Lots of luck on all your endeavors, and may we see moshiach NOW speedily. Amen! Reply

Wally Dilly Dally Greatee, Africa March 26, 2007

awesome show Go Rabbi! You really got g-fish and jono on the right track! Im quite impressed. But two questions
1- would you really only "kinda" be sad if jono got hurt?
2- whatever happened to that viewer who fainted?
thanx for your hilarious shows! Reply

Mark Mandel Philadelphia May 8, 2019
in response to Wally Dilly Dally:

Fortunately, we breathe pretty much automatically, except when we pay attention to it and grab the controls, as it were. That's why we don't suffocate when we fall asleep...or otherwise lose consciousness. So that viewer would have exhaled a huge breath as soon as he fainted, drawn a great big inhalation, and gradually return to normal breathing as his body recovered from its oxygen deficit. Reply

Miguel Mafla Bloomington April 24, 2021
in response to Wally Dilly Dally:

Yes, we would be "only kinda" sad if he got hurt.

Meaning G-Fish would blame himself while laughing his head off, Larry would try to get a giant paycheck out of it to repair the motorcycle and upgrade the Synagogue, which the Rabbi would try to refuse before doing it anyway because it's needed, and Roy and Marvin would turn the crash site into a roadside attraction because of it's... Rather interesting shape it took on when it cashed with the boat and water skis. Reply

GREAt job, just one thing....... May 5, 2006

Reb Itche (dovid), these shows are unbeleivable and very educational. the children in my school love and adore the show. However i would like to mention one thing which i hope you will consider.... try not to use such "high class" or "advanced vocabulary words" many times the children will miss the boat because they didnt understand a word you said... it seems this show is geared mainly to children so catering to their vocabulary would do great justice! I hope you will conside what i wrote...
otherwise KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK of bringing chassidus in the childrens mind the way they can relate .... YOUR truly doing a great job!
you have over 300 fans where i come from!!! Reply

Paul Silver May 2, 2006

Kadoozy Stuff- WASOME! Hey, guys- Great work! I was so excited when I saw the new itche kadoozy store! I''m gonna be the hippest guy in my physics class with my new itchy ringer, jono hoodie, and g-fish messenger bag. WASOME! Reply

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