Jack's friend asked him for the secret of his long and happy marriage.
''When we got engaged," Jack said, "we came up with a plan for how to
keep our relationship great. We agreed that I would make the big decisions and
she would makes the little ones."
"Interesting," said his friend. "So what kinds of small
decisions does you wife make?"
"She gets to choose where we live, where the kids go to school, and where
we go on vacation."
"And your big decisions?" his friend asked.
"Oh, I decide on things like how to reverse global warming, improve the
economy, and achieve world peace."