You automatically double-knot everything you tie.
You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!
You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.
You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses, only to have your teenager say, “Mom, why don’t you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?”
You are out for a meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you’ve reached over and started to cut up his steak!