Mezuzah

Amazing nano-technology from Heaven Disincorporated connects every room of your house with the highest level of home security, protecting you and your family wherever you may be.

The Mezuzah bears witness that the entire home and all that is within it are permeated by the Torah passages inscribed in the Mezuzah, beginning with: “Hear, O Israel, the L-rd is our G-d, the L-rd is One”; and concluding with G-d’s promise of Redemption.

After Rabbi Kadoozy's house is broken into, Jono decides that they need to install a security system. Hilarity ensues!

The mezuzah and the laws concerning the small scroll of protection that adorns every door of our homes.

What does it mean when the Rebbe gives you the same advice three times in a row? And how many times must you check your Mezuzos anyway? (1992)

It is customary to check the Mezuzahs from time to time, but especially if there is some problem. The Mezuzah brings G-d’s protection upon all the members of the household, even when they are outside the home.

Oprah Winfrey spent a day visiting Hasidic communities in Brooklyn, NY. At the end of the day, Chabad.org's own Rabbi Motti Seligson interviewed Winfrey about her experiences.