Rabbi Infinity's Blog

Rabbi Infinity is perhaps the most famous of the 36 hidden tzadikim today. Aside from his fluent expertise in the entire Talmud, later codifiers and all known and unknown works of Kabbalah, he holds a Bachelors of Electrical Engineering from Yale, a Masters in Developmental Psychology from Stanford and a Doctorate in Theoretical Physics specializing in fluid superconductors from Bar Ilan University. His vanguard but highly secretive research lab received over 328 patents in a matter of six months, before it was bought up by Microsoft and all projects were shelved. Since then, the rabbi has been putting to use his most innovative invention, constructed according to specifications gleaned from ancient Kabbalistic works, "the Isifier," as an aid for instructing the masses in life skills on the foundations of heavy metal Kabbalah.


Rabbi Infinity's hobbies include sewing, jogging and extreme tefillin wrapping--which he combines with his hobby of sky-diving. He lives with his wife, children, grandchildren, great grandchildren and many disciples in a non-disclosed popular community somewhere. Everything else about him is highly secret.