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Events that unfolded in Shushan, the capitol of the Persian Empire, more than 25 centuries ago, had a traumatic effect on two angels assigned to the operation. Revealed here are transcripts of their sessions with their earthly therapist

The Shushan Files

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Events that unfolded in Shushan, the capitol of the Persian Empire, more than 25 centuries ago had a traumatic effect on of the two angels assigned to the operation. Revealed here are transcripts of their sessions with their earthly therapist:

The Shushan Files (Part I)
The therapy sessions of the miracle-track angel
“It’s a matching game. Gets a little complex, but still pretty insipid. You match up behaviors with the features of objects. Eventually, people start believing that everything follows a one-dimensional paradigm of cause and effect. Isn’t that crazy? It’s a 26-dimensional universe, and these guys make it look like time has only one dimension!”
The Shushan Files (Part II)
The therapy sessions of the nature-track angel
"Miracles as you know them -- those are just reckless hacking. We create a magnificently elegant finite loop and they go punch a leak somewhere and pour in infinite light from beyond!"
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