Bruce… went to school, all the moose
Laughed at him ‘cause he had weird antlers
Bruce went to school, all the moose
Laughed at him ‘cause he had all the answers
Bruce was really smart
But he wasn’t very cool
He could straight A any test
But they all called him a fool
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He doesn’t have a shiny red nose
He doesn’t have two eyes made of coal
Just listen as his story unfolds
It’s the best Hanukkah moose story ever told
Well, the other moose were mean
Bruce said he’d get their Menorahs clean
But Bruce Bruce was a tired moose
He fell asleep at the beach and the Menorahs got loose
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The tide took them all away
While Bruce looked on in dismay
The Rabbi said the answer is so clear
Just take a look into a mirror
So he did
Totally not expecting anything cool to happen
And it was good
He could plainly see a Hanukkia
So Bruce, Bruce put his antlers to use
He saved the day, when he thought he would lose
He went to town with no excuse
Dressed himself up in white and blue
Now he’s Bruce, Bruce the Hanukkah Moose
He’s Bruce, Bruce the Hanukkah Moose
[BRIDGE]
He doesn’t have a shiny red nose
He doesn’t have two eyes made of coal
Just listen as his story unfolds
It’s the best Hanukkah moose story ever told
He’s Bruce, Bruce the Hanukkah Moose
He likes juice, juice the Hanukkah Moose
He’s loose, loose the Hanukkah Moose
He’s Bruce! The Hanukkah Moose
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